The Non-musical Side

Wishing you all a fine, fine September. But y’know it’d be more fun to wish you well in person – maybe pop on out for the dates below.

Bugsy’s Backalley Speakeasy

218 N Water St, Milwaukee

(but enter via the alley off Chicago Ave)

414-221-6565

www.bugsysbackalleysaloon.com

Saturday Sept 15

9pm – 1am

I’ve introduced you to Bugsy’s on many occasion – what is there left to be said other than wooo-hooooooo.

Caroline’s Jazz Club

401 S 2nd Street

414-221-9444

www.facebook.com/CarolinesJazzClub

Thursday Sept 20

8:30pm – 11:30pm

All of the staff and regulars make Caroline’s a Milwaukee gem. I would be remiss if I did not personally and heartily encourage you to join us.

Music is so fun. But never would I have guessed that there is also so much non-musical fun to be had. The below is a romp through the many non musical items on my checklist in any given week.

Moving that gear. Keyboards – big ones. And drums – lots of ’em. And stairs. It’s excellent resistance training – with cardio. I save on gym membership; you’d think I’d be in better shape after all that hauling, and I’da thought toting a keyboard down the sidewalk would raise my coolness quotient. Not the case. I’m uncool for, um… other reasons. Many… many other reasons. It’s even changed the way I enjoy watching other live bands. I watch folks play and mentally tally up the gross tonnage of gear on stage – then smile knowing I don’t have to load it out once the set wraps. heeeee he.

Parking. Well legal parking anyway. My car is almost small enough that with a handle bolted to the side I could pick it up and carry it – but then that’s more gear to haul. A real catch 22 right there. That said my parallel parking skills are if not legendary at least above average. Big ole van? No problem, ole Ryan can sling that bad boy into the just-barely-large-enough space between the pricey Mercedes S class and the disappear-below-my-mirrors Miata – all while angry traffic waits for me to get it right on the first try. Actually, that should be a show – I’d pay to watch drivers parallel park really well. I don’t get out much…

Sound systems. They are complicated. Sound engineers make it look easy wrangling countless cords while keeping (most) of the electrons pointed in the right direction. And when it goes wrong, it goes ear-crushingly wrong. We shared the stage a few years back with a Mariachi band (hey, we opened for an AC/DC tribute band once too). These guys had it right – no amps, no cords, no fuss, no muss (I dunno what muss is, but there was none of it). They ended their set, turned on a heel and played as they walked out. Awesome. Now how would I look in the Marichi costume? No need to let me know in the comments.

Requests: I respect mightily bands and piano-men that can take requests and play them well. We’re getting better in that department. The following are much beloved and oft requested. And as a musician, I love each of these songs. I mean I truly cherish and celebrate their ubiquity.

  • Piano Man (Billy Joel)
  • Brown Eyed Girl (Van Morrison)
  • … wait for it…. Freebird!!!

Musicians. The musicians themselves. They (and me included) are an absolutely interesting bunch of cats. Yup. Interesting, that’s the adjective we’re going with. Sharing music is a great way to learn the real ins and outs of the people who play it. I’m blessed to share music with some fantastic people, and to have grown to know them so well is one of life’s best treasures.

The People We Meet – people that if not for sharing jokes, music and fun we might never have met. They are unique, each with a story to tell and given the opportunity to chat so many have become good friends. Good friends on this very mailing list. Love you all.

Kids, we’re going to Walley World

The J Ryan Trio is perfect for the dog days of summer as we seldom jump on the furniture and are almost totally house-broken. Almost totally.

Brookfield Public LIbrary Ice Cream Social


1900 N Calhoun Road

262-782-4140

Tuesday Aug 7

6:30 – 7:30pm

Enjoy ice cream in the courtyard of one of the nicest libraries in the area while soaking in a variety of tunes provided live by the well-read Poindexters of the J Ryan Trio. We’ll be rockin’ the reference section right in our neighborhood – stop on by and check out a book – it’s like the internet printed on a tree.

Arte Wine and Painting Studio


1442 Underwood Avenue, Wauwatosa, WI 53213

414-810-6095

www.artewineandpaint.com

Friday Aug 10

7pm – 10pm

Wine and paint and paint and wine – and a very sweet patio for summer dabbing and sippin.. An excellent Friday night for kids and adults alike. In the heart of downtown ‘Tosa – don’t miss out.

Late summer is travel season – we have a few notes from the road:

  • Thanks to all who ventured none-too-far from home to check out the cats of the Milwaukee Blues Rock Collective at State Fair this last Friday – nice to see everyone. Those proper rockers are back at it Saturday Aug 11 starting at 7:30pm if you’re interested.
  • Our very own Kristi and family returned recently from touring the venerable RCA Studio B in Nashville – part of the Country Music Hall of Fame. I can only imagine what tunes she’ll be adding to our set list.
  • One of our operatives also recently trekked on past the Cadillac Ranch in Amarillo TX. The attached photo shows the JRT is a fine addition to the tail fin of any Eldorado.

Calling All Hep (and Actual) Cats

Direct from the voices in my head to the pixels on your screen – it’s the J Ryan Trio July Newsletter – a hot mess of incoherence.

Caroline’s Jazz Club

401 S 2nd Street

414-221-9444

www.facebook.com/CarolinesJazzClub

Thursday July 19

8:30pm – midnight

A birthday party featuring a solid evening of heavy hitting jazz, blues and maybe even a little rock-n-roll. Hey – you’re only as old as you feel, which puts me at about 86. But I act like a third grader so it all averages out…

Arte´ Wine and Painting Studio

1442 Underwood Avenue, Wauwatosa, WI 53213

414-810-6095

www.artewineandpaint.com

Friday July 20

7pm – 10pm

An evening for both the multi-taskers and the relaxers. The frenetic will appreciate listening to a not-too-shabby band while ALSO blending paint-on-canvass while ALSO enjoying great cocktails. The laid back and cool-as-cucumber set will dig a drink on the best patio in the city while enjoying the sounds of summer. Arte´ is the place where personalities of all types meet, greet, paint, groove and relax – join us Friday for a set to remember.

And Arte´ is for painters of any skill level – consider the image below showcasing a piece hand-crafted by yours truly entitled “attempted piano” – clearly an outsider artist with medication not properly titrated. Compare this to the lovely rendition of Theophile Steinlen’s iconic poster advertising Le Chat Noir. This copy is acrylic-on-canvass by our vivacious and lovely web-master / stage manager / sometimes diva – the one and only Heather.

We’ve always considered black cats to be good luck – harbingers of good musical times when found popping out of drum cases, sleeping in keyboard cases or dropping whiskers into martinis during many a rehearsal. A Claritin with a whiskey chaser is the standard prep for our vocalists.

The cats in our musical extended family are not limited to the feline variety. My special thanks this month to the hard hitting and steady groovin Luke from the Milwaukee Blues Rock Collective for joining us on our Caroline’s set. In addition to the J Ryan Trio facebook page (www.facebook.com/j.ryantrio/) be sure to check out the blues alley cats of the Milwaukee Blues Rock Collective at www.facebook.com/ milwaukeebluesrockcollective/. They’ll be at the State Fair in early August where animals of all varieties can be observed.

A reminder to check all drum cases before the gig.

credit: The Onion

Nothing Funny About That

June’s in full swing – and so are we. Pop on by as you know we’d love to see you

Caroline’s Jazz Club

401 S 2nd Street

414-221-9444

www.facebook.com/CarolinesJazzClub/

Thursday June 21

8:30pm – 11:30pm

I cannot recommend this place highly enough. Owners Paul (as in the Paul Spencer Band) and Caroline (as in the Caroline) are national treasures and the staff is the best you’ll find. It’s comfy, casual, classy and cocktail delicious. Stop in to hear the J Ryan Trio’ s musical jambalaya on Thursday and have a truly remarkable experience supporting a truly remarkable venue. For a peek behind the scenes, I don’t have video of the JRT at Carolines (yet) but I do have a clip of ole Ryan messin’ round with Paul’s crew – click here

Bugsy’s Backalley Speakeasy

218 N Water St

(but enter via the alley off Chicago Ave)

414-221-6565

www.bugsysbackalleysaloon.com

Saturday June 30

9pm – 1am

Summerfest schmummerfest – hit the fest and then stop by after dark to cool off at the hottest place in town. See you there.

American Legion Post 449

3245 N 124th St, Brookfield, WI 53005

262-781-0488

www.facebook.com/pages/American-Legion-Post-449/167509719986129

Friday July 6

6:30pm – 10pm

With our long standing support for the Milwaukee Homeless Veterans Initiative, what better and more appropriate place to lay down a set of old school dance-able tunes than at the largest American Legion post in this great state of Wisconsin – the mighty 449. For all those asking us to play a set out here in the western suburbs Friday July 6 is your chance to hear us good in the neighborhood – stop on out – it’s a friendly rockin time.

Villa Terrace Decorative Arts Museum’s Renaissance Garden

Café Sopra Mare


2220 N. Terrace Avenue

414-271-3656

www.villaterrace.org/exhibitions_events/upcoming_events/?eid=27

Sunday July 8

10:30am – 12:30pm (as in: the morning)

Villa Terrace Decorative Arts Museum hosts the original trio – Mike, Andy and little-ole-me – laying down instrumental morning jazz in the best Tuscan courtyard garden this side of Florence. Make it a summer morning of art and sound. Interestingly Mike, Andy and I convened the first ever live JRT session at the fabulous Tusa Italian restaurant on April 28, 2012. Vocalists were shorter back then.

And now for today’s top news – because I don’t always have to try to be funny (looks notwithstanding) or witty (I’m halfway there).

A very good young friend of the trio continues her battle with cancer – recently undergoing a bone marrow transplant. Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers – and thank you thank you to all those that attended the fundraiser held at the fabulous Annie’s Fountain City Cafe in sunny Fond du Lac last Friday. We were humbled to see over $1500 raised for the family. Medical bills are no joke – ain’t nothing funny about that.

Another good friend and mentor to the trio was banged up pretty seriously in an accident this last week – prayers to him as well – the Milwaukee music scene will not be at full strength until he recovers. He is one cool cat with several canines at home helping him feel better fast. Blunt force trauma – ain’t nothing funny about that.

On the happier side of the ledger, we’ve been enjoying a ‘musician exchange program’ with the good folks of the Milwaukee Blues Rock Collective. It’s like foreign exchange students but without the language barrier – because everyone speaks ‘music’. As in “hey man kick it up a half step on the ride out chorus” and “yeah that wah pedal gonna do what it do, baby” and other incomprehensible nonsense. Feel free to check out the MBRC at their facebook page. These cats are no-joke.

I also noted that our online videos are old enough to be featured on MeTV. So please do satiate your curiosity and show some love to the youtube links below – all filmed at Bugsy’s Backalley Speakeasy with my lovely Heather lending a ‘Blair Witch’ vibe to the camera work.

When Loves Comes to Town (BB King)

What I Say (Ray Charles)

Central Piano Time

Proud to present you with the May 2018 J Ryan Trio Newsletter below – we bring fake news to a high art.

Bugsy’s Backalley Speakeasy

218 N Water St, Milwaukee (but enter via the alley off Chicago Ave)

414-221-6565

www.bugsysbackalleysaloon.com

Saturday April 28

9pm – 1am

We have some good folks stopping out for this Bugsy’s date – c’mon down and join us – you’ll have no shortage of friends there.

Caroline’s Jazz Club

401 S 2nd Street

414-221-9444

www.facebook.com/CarolinesJazzClub

Thursday May 3

8:30pm – 11:30pm

Ever dream of starring in a classic film? Walk-on role in Madmen sound like fun? (it should – ’cause it’s awesome). Be classic cool and star on the set of Carolines Jazz Club with sound track provided by the J Ryan Trio – jazz, blues, cookin and cooled out numbers of all varieties. Want to update your profile picture? – bring a camera and snap a selfie. Do support this gem of a local venue.

Bugsy’s Backalley Speakeasy

218 N Water St, Milwaukee (but enter via the alley off Chicago Ave)

414-221-6565

www.bugsysbackalleysaloon.com

Saturday May 12

9pm – 1am

We’ll have a bevy (it’s a word) of new songs for you on May 12 – it’s new music May and it’s pretty… pretty… pretty good.

And now for pontifications…

Of the four dimensions, time for me is the trickiest. I’m OK with length, width and height (although I wish I were taller) – but it’s that temporal dimension that so often grinds my gears. Clocks all run the same, but the days are long and the years are short – so I’ve been told. An hour spent at the doctors office or in the dentist chair – that’s a long hour, man. Hours spent in the middle seat flying coach? Looong hours – more-so now that they got all strict and teetotaler on the free drinks policy.

Ah – but doing something you love? It’s a portal to a realm where time drops away and the hours fly by. So what do you love to do that nixes the clock? Hunting, hiking, skyping, facebook liking, motor-biking, shop-at-the-mall credit card swiping… …or the zoo… feed the animals… even though the sign says no, the irony of tossing animal crackers shaped like the animals to which they are being fed is simply irresistible. Whatever doth floateth your boat is all good (well, now keep it classy). For me it’s time at that piano. Those keys are a portal to a time-further-out where the only time is tempo. And it’s pretty good. So Salvadore Dali up your timepiece and do that thing you love to do plenty often – or share our time-out and join the JRT whilst out-and-about.

Also- a sincere thank you to our friend Jim. Jim comes to us from the Milwaukee Blues Rock Collective – watch for these cats around town. Jim’s wu-tang grip on the bass guitar, coupled with his cool as menthol personality, genuine goodness of spirit and riff-a-lific dance moves pegged the fun-o-meter at the recent Stein and Dine event.

Now – get your calendars updated with all the above lovingly provided info and we’ll see you for music and laughs as we all support some great charities.

J Ryan Trio

facebook / reverbnation / website / youtube / no-fly list

Fix-ished

February. Feb-RU-ary. I find myself saying it Feb-U-ary, what’s with this ‘ru’? I dunno. Oh – and happy Chinese New Year – now entering the year of the Dog… that seems about right.

No worries, we’ll keep doing what we do – and in so doing extend you a sincere and heartfelt invitation to join us at any of the following upcoming J Ryan Trio outings – you know we’d love to see you.

The Bay Restaurant in Whitefish Bay

342 E Silver Spring Dr, Whitefish Bay

414-455-3045

www.thebayrestaurant.net

Friday Feb 23

8pm – 11pm

A relaxed venue in the heart of charming Whitefish Bay, the menu features tasty dishes, the bar features a fine selection, and the J Ryan Trio feature an eclectic mix of jazz and cookin numbers. Sounds like a right-fine combination.

Milwaukee Bucks

Bradley Center – East Atrium

Sunday March 4

5:30pm until tip-off at 7pm

Bucks vs Philadelphia 76’ers. Last season at Bradley Center – check out the Deer in action as we wind down the end of an era.

Bugsy’s Backalley Speakeasy
218 N Water St, Milwaukee (but enter via the alley off Chicago Ave)

414-221-6565

www.bugsysbackalleysaloon.com

Friday March 23

9pm – 1am

Bugsy’s – voted best Speakeasy in Wisconsin. We are making a Friday appearance on this one – seems like a fine way to cap the week.

Our busy schedule is also available on our website at www.jryantrio.com. As I am sure you can relate, I find myself often running full tilt just to keep up. Thus when things break, wear out or otherwise malfunction I find it overwhelming to chisel out time needed to engineer a fix. To the rescue I deploy a clever technique I have dubbed: “Fix-ished”.

“Fix-ished”: not fixed properly, but mostly almost good enough. A real time-saver when needing repair with time simply not available, or when time could be better spent watching Blues Brothers on TBS because, I mean – really who knows when they’ll re-run that film.

Now don’t get carried away: “Fix-ished” is not for everything. Things like… mmmmm, aircraft maintenance, dental work, veterinary science – these would be good candidates for doing the job, you know, completely legit. The following examples, however, I feel were low-hanging fruit ripe for the plucking.

With snow to shovel and holes in my glove – what to do? Almost too obvious, this slathering of duct tape is for the beginner ‘fix-ished’ aficionado. More advanced learners will graduate to caulk, bailing wire and eventually JB Weld.


A musical entry – this keyboard pedal suffered a broken housing due to, um… unbridled enthusiasm during a Stevie Wonder song. The giant washer and Herman Munster looking bolt have held this hot mess together for several years now.






Aaaah – an automotive entry. My beloved ride is 20 years young – far too tender an age to consider recycling into soup cans. Concerned that crafty thieves might steel groceries from the trunk through the holes in the fenders (and having lost a case of Dr Pepper through the same rusty egress) a meticulously crafted patch-panel was unceremoniously caulked and screwed to the vehicle. Both classy AND functional? Yes you can have it all once embracing the “Fix-ished” lifestyle.

Picture Pages

It is now week 3 of 2018 and I have yet through my own gross negligence or imbecilic machinations to screw things up irreparably – a new record. Woo and hoo. Actually, the year is off to a fine start blessed by music shared amongst our JRT family.

And no family is complete without a photo album – ostensibly a repository of cherished memories, also a clearing house for embarrassing pics yielding hilarity and occasional opportunity for blackmail. Thus check out our choicest JRT family Polaroids appended to the tail end of this newsletter.

Also – we are absolutely stoked to add to our charity partnerships Feeding America Eastern Wisconsin. The supercharged heroes of FAEW channel food donated by individuals and institutions and deliver it with devastating efficiency to a plethora of Milwaukee and Eastern Wisconsin food banks. Innovation sets them apart – driving meaningful and much needed positive impact in our Wisconsin communities. Click this link for more info www.feedingamericawi.org and get on board for the February PB&J drive.

Please do hang out with the little ‘ole JRT at any of the following upcoming events:

Throwback Prom

fundraiser for the American Red Cross


Badger State Brewing Co.

Sunny Green Bay Wisconsin

www.facebook.com/events/289559964809935/

Saturday Jan 27

Road trip – if you will be in the Green Bay area on Jan 27, please do click the link above for more info and to purchase tickets – it’s a great cause and in addition to a party featuring drinks and dress of the prohibition era 1920’s, is also a rare opportunity to mix democratic and monarchical rule as the prom King and Queen are selected via voted ballot. We will feature bicameral music from the Brubeck album “Jazz Goes to Electoral College”.

Bugsy’s Backalley Speakeasy

218 N Water St, Milwaukee

(but enter via the alley off Chicago Ave)

414-221-6565

www.bugsysbackalleysaloon.com

Saturday Feb 3

9pm – 1am

We’ll play a cookin set as Bugsy’s is the overlap of old-school classy and new-school cool. If you can’t have a good time there, as a board certified funk-sician, I recommend you be checked for acute anti-fun-a-dosis.

The Bay Restaurant in Whitefish Bay

342 E Silver Spring Dr, Whitefish Bay

414-455-3045

www.thebayrestaurant.net

Friday Feb 23

8pm – 11pm

The Bay is your place for casual dining with attention to detail. Great ambiance, tasty food and a full bar all in the heart of walkable Whitefish Bay. We’ll add an eclectic mix of whatever you feel like hearing, from Miles Davis and Frank Sinatra to the Temptations and Michael Jackson.

Excerpts from the JRT family album:

Feeding America Eastern Wisconsin – a great cause to add to our charity mission – completely impressed with what they do and how they do it.

It was 5° below that day – I wore the puffy coat. I think it’s gortex.


Alissa and Mike at Shank Hall – JRT opening for the sweet rockin sounds of Jasmine Cain.

Now what is Alissa thinking in this picture? Clearly it’s some sort of (justifiable and well deserved) disdain for the piano man, sure that’s a given. But is it annoyance, disbelief maybe tinged with pity? We’ll never know, that’s the fun of it.

Every time we play equipment is moved from vehicular stowage to full setup and back again. Some join a gym and honestly I just don’t get it. If you’d like to be in great shape and save $50 a month, call me and let’s talk about being a roadie. We’ll make sure you work the abs, glutes and Rolands.

We witnessed on Dec 23 the end of an era – last solo public appearance for the venerable and fabulous Mr. Joe Hite. He will in 2018 pilot the Joe Hite Orchestra through the heady airspace of weddings and corporate events – depriving us proletariat of slack-jawed stupefied amazement of his work on mic and keys. He is as stellar an individual as he is a musician.

And this is a picture of some cats… because no photo album is complete without beloved family pets. You know I will include for you, dear reader, whatever shameless schlock I think will keep you from hitting ‘unsubscribe’. Just look at those faces… I mean, c’mon.

I’d Like To Solve The Puzzle

Turkey sandwiches. Turkey soup. Turkey on chopped salad. Turkey jerky. Cajun re-fried turkey. Turkey in NATO but not the EU. Got some jive turkey. Turkey multi-tiered sales srategy – oh, no wait – that’s TURNkey ponzi scheme. So yeah – this piano man has some Thanksgiving leftovers in play. But hoping y’all will shake a tail-feather and pop on out to gobble up some old school sounds with us in this here December:

Caroline’s Jazz Club

401 S 2nd Street

414*221-9444

https://www.facebook.com/CarolinesJazzClub/

Friday Dec 8

8:30pm – midnight

In this age of copies and fakes, Caroline’s is the real deal – the genuine article for the classic and classy jazz club experience. We’ll play far more than jazz as this Milwaukee gem shines bright for the (Billy) Holidays.

Bugsy’s Backalley Speakeasy

218 N Water St. Milwaukee

(but enter via the alley off Chicago Ave)

414-221-6565

www.bugsysbackalleysaloon.com

Saturday Dec 9

9pm – 1am

Playing with good friends for good friends at Bugsy’s is EXACTLY what I wanted for Christmas.

Von Maur

20111 Lord Street in Brookfield

(Bluemound just east of Barker)

262-599-7090

http://www.vonmaur.com/StorePage.aspx?ID=45

Saturday Dec 16

11am – 2pm

We are happy to help you square away your Christmas shopping by lending some music as you enjoy the impeccable service offered at Von Maur at the Corners in Brookfield. Or if you prefer, stop in after we are done and hang out with me as I enjoy the sounds of the Lou C Trio who will be handling the 2pm to 6pm stint. Don’t forget to buy me something nice – I’ve been good all year. Well most of today at least.

Central Standard Distillery

NEW YEARS EVE PARTY


613 S 2nd St. Milwaukee, WI 53204

414-455-8870

www.thecentralstandard.com

Dec 31

9pm – 1am

Kick off the new year right – in a distillery! Let’s chat about new year’s resolutions while enjoying a classic and classy New Year’s party experience. Give them a call for reservations and know that this shindig benefits the Veterans’ Chamber of Commerce right here in old Mill-Town.

JRT – sinatra crossword puzzle

Hey who likes puzzles? Yeah me neither. But we got ’em anyway and actually the attached is bar none the coolest crossword puzzle I have in my tender 42 years yet seen. And.. AND for anyone who scans and returns to me a correctly completed (or mostly completed) puzzle you’ll win a drink (on me) to be enjoyed with the fabulous members of the JRT at any of our upcoming outings. Or kick back, relax and wait for me to post the answer key in our next newsletter – and then buy your own drink…

Special thanks to our friend Anne for sharing the deliciously vintage 1978 Sinatra promo / fan magazine in which the puzzle originally appeared.

Blessings to each and every one of you and my sincerest wishes for a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

A Modern Stone-Age Fa-mi-ly

Before Black Friday solicitations blow up your spam folder, wanted to shamelessly plug our upcoming holiday JRT dates AND sincerely wish you all a Thanksgiving spent in the warm embrace of friends, family and a tryptophan induced mini-coma. Thanksgiving – time to shine for that crazy uncle that you see maybe twice a year. Proud to say: I AM that uncle..

Great Lakes Distillery

616 W Virginia St, Milwaukee, WI 53204

414-431-8683

www.greatlakesdistillery.com

Friday Nov 17

7pm to 10pm

Wine-Barrel-Kinnickinnic Whiskey release and special tasting party. It’s not everyday that a new whiskey is born. Join the party and be the fist to sample this bouncing baby bourbon.

Caroline’s Jazz Club

401 S 2nd Street

414-221-9444

https://www.facebook.com/CarolinesJazzClub/

Friday Dec 8

8:30pm – midnight

Walk in the door at Carolines – grab a seat. There – you just notched +10 points on the coolness scale. Order a Manhattan? +20 points. Wearing something classy? Another +20 to you good sir or madam. Admit that you know the JRT? minus 5, but hey that’s still a net +45.

Bugsy’s Backalley Speakeasy

218 N Water St, Milwaukee

(but enter via the alley off Chicago Ave)

414-221-6565

www.bugsysbackalleysaloon.com

Saturday Nov 18

9pm – 1am

The place to see and be seen. Stop in and say hello – we love catching up with friends old and new at Bugsy’s.

Speaking of new friends… check out our ‘who’s who in the zoo page’ at www.jryantrio.com/the- sometimes-trio to meet our newest low-note-wrangler Mr. Dave Ciepluch.

Dave Ciepluch is a stand-up guy, which is in part why he seems so tall. His strong faith and goodness provide a compass ensuring focus on our true North – charitable service through great music. His skill and acumen on the bass provide the delectable and right-as-rain funky grooves we love so much. His wisdom and experience provide ripping good tales – and lots of ‘em. Salty yarns from his encyclopedic knowledge old school rock, blues and soul.

Dave’s solid sound likely stems from a proud lineage of musical giants – reaching perhaps even back to prehistoric times…

Ancient Dave: unfrozen caveman bassist: Dave say fire good, but fire hot – no touch fire. But old school soul and blues hot too – Dave want touch soul and blues, but Dave need tool. Og in next cave invent wheel, but wheel no make music go, and Og is jerk, never share mastodon meat… stupid Og. So Dave invent new tool – call it bass. Bass make low note go. Go low note, go. Dave bass so cool – he money. Caveman Dave next want invent friend for bass – call it kick drum. But sabertooth eat Caveman Dave, kick drum need wait.

In fact, so highly respected is Dave among his peers that when proclaiming his allegiance to the JRT, friends and family doubted the veracity of his claim – finding it incredulous their upstanding and respectable musician would associate with such wanktankerous odd-balls. But associate he does, and blessed are we to have him plying the deep frequencies. Oh, and we like his hats.

Click Bait

Time for your October / early November JRT update – now in spearmint flavor:

Bugsy’s Backalley Speakeasy

218 N Water St, Milwaukee (but enter via the alley off Chicago Ave)

414 221 6565

www.bugsysbackalleysaloon.com

Saturday October 21

9pm – 1am

If you have an aversion or objection to classy fun, then Bugsy’s is not for you. If, however, you dig a uniquely cool Saturday night then please accept my personal invite to stop in, say hello and enjoy an eclectic mix of everything from speak-easy jazz to hard-cookin old-school blues and piano-rock.

Beer Garden at Whitnall Park

8831 North Root River Parkway, Franklin, WI 53132

www.county.milwaukee.gov/Parks/BeerGardens

Sunday October 22

3pm to 6pm

WEATHER PERMITTING

Only 56 shopping days separates this Octoberfest beer garden from Christmas – with a little luck we’ll have picturesque and placid late autumn weather in which to enjoy music by the pint.

Milwaukee Bucks – East Atrium Bradley Center

Bucks vs Charlotte Hornets

Monday October 23

5:30pm to tip-off at 7pm

It’s the final season for the Bradley Center. I’ve got such fond memories of the place – make some of your own in preparation for next season’s debut of the brand-new arena.

Shank Hall – opening for Jasmine Cain

1434 N Farwell Ave, Milwaukee, WI 53202

www.facebook.com/events/1858094834508636

www.jasminecain.com

Thursday Nov 9

Doors open 7pm, JRT at 8pm, Jasmine Cain at 9pm

Tickets start at $15

The drop dead fabulous Jasmine Cain will be bringing her Harley-ready hard kickin’ sound to Milwaukee after an 11 date tour in Florida and the Carolinas. Catch the JRT as we warm up the room for this award winning Nashville artist. We are honored to celebrate Veterans Day with such great folks.

Reminds me of when we opened for that AC-DC cover band (yup, that happened).

But wait, there’s more: joining us on Nov 9 will be Milwaukee’s top-dog on the keys: the often imitated never duplicated Mr. Joe Hite. It is nothing short of a bucket-list item for me to share key-mashing duties with the stellar Joe Hite – you know, formerly of the Boogiemen, currently of Uprising and soon to be launching the Joe Hite Orchestra.

Now I cannot possibly be expected to provide the above level of excitement in every newsletter. Thus future write-ups will rely on fake-news and click-bait. Like any skill, writing fake-news-click-bait must be practiced – let’s try a few headlines to get warmed up:

JRT to Offer Free Child Care During Shows

New Musical Note Discovered: K# Found Corrupting Youth

Musical Chairs – Chairy from PeeWee’s Playhouse to Replace Ryan on Vocals

JRT Switching to Extended Mayan Calendar
– Next Gig Octember 35’th of Toyotathon

…well – you get the idea